January 2011
“これ、一体誰が得するんだか
ああ、親族か”
– 『シャーロック・ホームズ』初めての「公式」続編出版へ コナン・ドイルの遺族が運営する会社が発表[11/01/26] (via hisaruki)
“
漫画家達が凄い数の抗議メールを送ってきたのは、どう考えても暴力だ。
...”
– 都議会なんて飾りですか？ - agehaメモ (via hepton-rk) (via ichimonji) (via otsune) (via katoyuu)
2010-03-17 (via gkojay) (via petapeta)
“同日、幕張のゲームショーで任天堂幹部が報道を否定。ジェットコースターのように株価は売りに転じ、2万3000円近辺まで売り込まれた。
...”
– 三流記者ぞろい、海外メディアの東京支局：FACTA online (via otsune)
“ちばてつや「さまざまな花が咲く。この花は臭い、この花は体に悪い、とか言って切ってしまうと、根が繋がっていて自然全体が元気を無くすのと同じこと。日本は今まで規制が無...”
– Togetter - まとめ「『非実在青少年 規制を考える』記者会見 生放送まとめ」 (via ssbt) (via error888) (via appbank) (via sayeah) (via songi)
2010-03-16 (via gkojay) (via takaakik) (via petapeta)
“121 名前：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2010/07
/12(月) 22:36:28.22 ID:lFc2QLBiO...”
– ホームレスってどんなもんよ？ 働くモノニュース : 人生VIP職人ブログwww (via ssbt) (via proto-jp) (via lovecake) (via petapeta) (via fukumatsu) (via ipodstyle)
2010-07-14 (via gkojay) (via takaakik) (via petapeta)
“もし日本が財政破綻をするようなことがあったならば、その責任の半分程度はマスコミにあると思います。マスコミが第４権力といわれる以上、それは当然のことかもしれません。...”
– アゴラ : 財政危機の周知はマスコミの職務 - 岡田克敏 (via ittm) (via ipodstyle)
2009-11-08 (via gkojay) (via petapeta)
“1月26日の朝日新聞に「殺人件数が戦後最低、なぜ明るい面を見ないのか」と池上彰氏が書いていた。「殺人事件は戦後最少の前年よりさらに27件減って...”
– Twitter / @保坂展人 (via toronei)
“323 名前：名無しさん＠十一周年[] 投稿日：2011/01/28(金) 23:32:57 ID:CMe+cJN30
ＮＨＫ死ねええええ
...”
– 丁寧語とか、礼儀正しく書いてみる日記２： 01/30 【今日の国会】騙し討ち、返す刃はいつか致命傷 (via s-hsmt)
“ここしばらくTumblrはダウンしていることが多かったが、”
– 創設者インタビュー：Tumblrは毎週2億5000万ずつページビューを拡大中 (via ak47)
“同日、幕張のゲームショーで任天堂幹部が報道を否定。ジェットコースターのように株価は売りに転じ、2万3000円近辺まで売り込まれた。
...”
– 三流記者ぞろい、海外メディアの東京支局：FACTA online (via otsune)
“289 名前：名無しさん＠そうだドライブへ行こう[sage] 投稿日：2011/01/28(金) 09:21:02...”
– No.22663 ネットでよく見られるｗｗｗとは何か？ - コピペ運動会 (via coshina)
Gloria Tours Inc - Escape to Where to U.S.A - →
monoprixgourmet:
旅行会社のタンブラー。あまり更新されていない。 現地の美しい写真をガシガシpost ↓ 誰かがreblog ↓ 実際に現地に行きたい人から連絡くる という成功例が多数発生すれば、さまざまな旅行会社がtumblrに参入してくれて、美しい写真がもっと見られるようになる、と思うのですが…。
:'( I Read This Over and Over again...
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)
It says...
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. )
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!
( Erica turns the TV on. )
[Breaking news]
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... )
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
omg. : o
“今年36歳になった主人は高級カツラをつけています。
その額は150万円。
2年～3年に一度、消耗するので買い替えなければなりません。...”
– 高級カツラをやめてほしい！ : 恋愛・結婚・離婚 : 発言小町 : 大手小町 : YOMIURI ONLINE（読売新聞） (via yuco) (via petapeta) (via hayami) (via kml)
2009-08-13 (via gkojax-text) (via gkojax) (via fialux) (via petapeta)
“「よく失敗してるからあいつ/あそこはダメだ」というのは、少し短絡的かもしれません。「失敗して得たノウハウをたくさん持っている」というのであれば、そこを補うアイデア...”
– 失敗するから成長するのだ | makitani.com (via ak47) (via kondot) (via nagas)
2010-03-04 (via gkojay) (via k32ru) (via ssbt) (via gkojax) (via tiga) (via petapeta)
“特定のユーザを1日、1週間、永遠に非表示することが可能です。”
– Twitterのタイムラインから特定のユーザを除外できるChrome拡張機能「Proxlet」*二十歳街道まっしぐら (via otsune)
“29：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/30(日) 05:00:01.73 ID:dlhoC0vC0
女
お家に帰りたい ...”
– アンダーワールド 馬鹿な女とのメールを淡々と貼っていく (via pcatan)
“AK-47は頑丈で故障が少なく信頼性が高いと言われますがジャムの頻度とかはどうなんでしょうか？
大昔雑誌の記事でそんな実射レポートがあったな。
...”
– 軍事板初心者質問スレまとめ（FAQ） - ロシアの小銃 (via kirisaki)
“田島
ぼくがデビューした当時は、
レコード会社に...”
– ほぼ日刊イトイ新聞 - THE KARAOKE (via handa)
“サッカー界から遠藤保仁さんが登場した際、遠藤さんは「情熱大陸変えていきましょうよ」と言いながら自宅でのケツ出し入浴を披露し、ハーフタイムには必ず風呂に入ることを紹...”
– スポーツ見るもの語る者～フモフモコラム:香川真司さんが「どこか無防備な天然キャラ」であることが判明した件。 - ライブドアブログ (via sander786)
“ 私は、例年、紅白を見る時には2ちゃんねるの実況板を立てることにしているのだが、昨年末は、実況民の質が荒れてきている（「○○（←差別語）ざまあ」とか、「売国××氏...”
– フェイスブックで友達何人できたかな：日経ビジネスオンライン (via nagas)
“そんな会社早く潰れればいいしそんな会社行かなくていいよ。 QT @kaorii_drtk:...”
– Twitter / tsuda (via 774)